Laughable Nov 5th
Well, maybe not laughable but at least worth a chuckle. You
may remember the ill-fated lovers Ms. Gamrat and Mr. Courser This pair had been
carrying on an adulterous affair while both were first-term Republicans in the
Michigan legislature committed to tea party principles and strong family
values. Naughtiness will out and these two had been very naughty; both were
married, but not to each other so this affair between them was a serious
no-no. To make matters worse they shared
an office and used state money to try to cover their sins. Courser even went so
far as to plant an ad suggesting that he was gay and seeking a gay companion.
They were outed. Gamrat was kicked out of the legislature;
Courser, learning much from Richard Nixon’s troubles, resigned before he could
be voted out. Now, in a display of hutzpah unequalled in modern times, both of
these miscreants ran to fill their own now vacant seats. The voters had enough
of them and both lost big time. Gamrat, the blonde femme fatale, got about 9 percent of the vote for her old seat
while Courser, the presumed seducer, managed just about 5 percent for his
return. They will now probably set up a consulting firm designed to help other
wayward legislators avoid similar problems.
Now on to the national scene: Dana Milbank in his column
this morning pretends to apply for the job as moderator at the next Republican
Presidential debate. He promises to follow all of their requirements most of
which he lists in this very funny bit. Among the requirements he agrees to is,
“Not to ask any candidate to raise his/her hand at any time.” In a primary debate
for 2012 election I remember the contestants being asked to raise their hands
if they thought that the earth was less than ten thousand years old. All but
Ron Paul raised their hands and when Congressman Paul was asked about that,
like any good politician, he salvaged his fundamentalist credentials by saying
that he wasn’t sure. That fascinating byplay won’t happen again.
These candidates have some odd demands: among them is a
requirement that they be allowed opening statements of at least 30 seconds each
and to allow candidates unlimited time to rebut one another whenever their
names are mentioned. These people are serious about this. Can you imagine
giving any politician, and they are all politicians even if they’ve never been
elected to anything, an unlimited amount of time to speak? If they were unhappy
about the length of the first debate just wait; they’ll probably wish that the
monitors had furnished cots and sleeping bags…or at least strong coffee.
One effect of this curious list of requirements is sure to
be watcher apathy. It is hard to imagine even Fox News carrying this farce or
even commenting on it.
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