2017 May 25th
It isn’t
that there is nothing political to write about; there is more than enough, what
with Republican candidates, Trump style, beating up journalists. That situation
will only get more interesting by tomorrow when Montana’s votes are counted.
Today I have a couple of other issues, tomorrow I’ll do politics. Here is a
piece from “More of the Same;” I hope you enjoy it.
Bling
Bling
Bling is a recent addition to the
dictionary; it comes from the hip-hop culture and it means an ostentatious
display of wealth, usually jewelry. Shiny stuff has always had an attraction
for people, and not just hip-hop artists. It’s even had an attraction for
so-called primitive people. You may remember the purchase of Manhattan Island
from the Indians for twenty-four dollars worth of beads and trinkets. Shiny
glass beads have often had value to people we consider primitive. We civilized
folks are more attracted to pieces of carbon called diamonds. They are much
shinier, especially when they are cut with the proper number of facets. I doubt
that there is much call for uncut diamond rings. There would be very little
sparkle in them…and we do love our sparkle. Ordinary wrist watches, now
encrusted with cut diamonds, are expensive enough to be advertised as
heirlooms, but are no better at telling time for all their bling. There are
even diamond stud ear posts too—his and hers.
It seems to me that humankind finds much
merit in shiny things I believe it is built into our genetic history. You can
buy polished chrome plated wheels for your new car, or indeed for your old car
if you choose to “dress it up.” This could cost you hundreds of dollars
depending on the plating process you want. A new Buick with chrome plated
wheels adds six hundred and fifty dollars to your tab. The stock wheels are
just as round. Some vehicles come with chrome plated radiator grills. These may
now be more common than chrome plated bumpers. The old hot rods had engine
parts that were heavily chromed. The owners were so proud of the bling that
they often removed the car’s hood to make the engine visible. Of course none of
this can be allowed to get dirty. Car washes everywhere are prosperous. A car
must be gleaming all over…and all the time.
I am surprised that no one has thought
to add chrome plating to houses. A nicely plated front door and window trim
would add an interesting touch. Inside the house gleaming stainless steel is
the vogue; the refrigerator, the stove, the sink, and all the appliances are
stainless steel. Tall buildings are curtained in glass and stainless steel.
They are said to be more energy efficient; they are certainly shiny.
Maybe this has something to do with
cleanliness, which, as we all know, is next to godliness, and consequently a
very good thing. It is the clean car that shines, the clean silverware that
sparkles, as do our teeth, recently cleaned at no little expense by our
dentist. It is certainly true that dusty, dirty, things do not reflect light
very well and that brightness, or reflection, is what bling is all about. But
is it possible that we have these things backwards? Maybe we value cleanliness
because clean things gleam and shine rather than valuing gleaming things
because they are clean.
Our vocabulary reflects our values.
Employers want to hire bright college graduates. When did bright become a
synonym for intelligent? It has. Why are the less intelligent described as
dullards? We favor people with bright, sunny, dispositions. We avoid people
with dark, gloomy outlooks. Our craving for bling even affects how we describe
people and how we describe the weather.
The desire for shiny stuff seems
universal among humans. Is there any evidence that it has value in the animal
kingdom? Yes indeed. Other primates and
raccoons are strongly attracted to shiny objects. If you want to attract jays,
crows or ravens, scatter shiny safety pins and bits of broken mirror about. One
story, for which there is photographic evidence, describes starlings stealing
quarters from a car-wash. The car wash owner was missing money and had accused
the installer of giving the key to the cash box to an employee. A camera was
set up to catch the thief. It was a starling, actually several starlings, which
went into the coin box and were shown exiting with as many as three quarters in
their mouths. The coins were traced to the roof of the wash where there were
starling nests. The shiny coins attracted the male starlings’ attention and
they retrieved them from the coin box to court female starlings. I’m sure some
astute reader will see a parallel here. For myself, I have invested in several
pairs of polarizing sunglasses.
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