Dec 25th
We’ll start today with the conservatively correct greeting,
“Merry Christmas.” As you know the current crop of Republican candidates are
using political correctness as a target for all things evil. This brings me to
consider just what constitutes the conservatively correct position on a variety
of issues. Conservatively correct is clearly the opposite of politically
correct.
The conservatively correct couple consists of a male and
female and they are married. They have two or three children, certainly no more
than four. The children are home schooled. Home schooling is so important
because it eliminates several problems: The first is any concern about the
requirement that the children be vaccinated. The conservatively correct parent
knows that vaccinations are not 100
percent effective and may cause all manner of brain damage because of the
preservatives, specifically mercury, in the vaccines. Home schooling eliminates
that concern as vaccinations are not required.
Then there is the matter of teaching American history; some
history texts put undue emphasis on slavery as a cause of the southern states
seceding from the union. Conservatives know that slavery was a very minor
consideration. No need for young people to actually read the various states
reasons of secession and find out otherwise. The home school parent can control
this as well as other outrageous writings, for example fictions about President
Reagan’s providing arms to the Nicaraguan contras. Parents’ homeschooling their
children can protect them from these biased historical accounts. (American
History books approved for use in Texas are worth considering because they are
properly screened.)
Of course once the children begin seventh and eighth grade
math, mother, if she is the teacher, may have a problem if she has not learned
the difference between square root and square feet. Of course those pesky word
problems can also be very tricky. A charter high school will probably be
available, one that has a good conservative reputation and of course there are
lots of colleges with deeply conservative principles. Biola University comes
immediately to mind. Its name was once The Bible College of Los Angeles. A
student discussion group once focused on the issue of whether one could be a
Democrat and a Christian. Senator John Thune of South Dakota is a graduate of
this fine university where every graduate is required to have the credit hour
equivalent of a minor in Bible.
Church attendance is expected of the whole politically correct
family every week. The children will participate in the children’s choir and
will attend Bible school in the summer months, although the teacher of this
class should be carefully screened; liberals are occasionally known to be
Christian and active church goers.
Certainly other aspects of one’s politically correct
lifestyle must also be considered. The family automobile should be American
made and certainly not a hybrid electrical vehicle. No solar panels should
appear on the house, The National Review and The Wall Street Journal should
appear in the mailbox while the TV set is never allowed on while young children
are up but is tuned to Fox News later in the evening; Bill O’Reilly’s program
is never to be missed. The Limbaugh brother’s radio programs help mother
through her morning chores, although they do raise her blood pressure. The
family library has all of Ann Coulter’s books and her famous quotes are framed
and hung in the den.
It is clear that not all of the Republican presidential
candidates fit this conservatively correct ideal. Mr. Trump’s characterization
of the sacrament as his “little cracker” and “little glass of wine” should
immediately disqualify him as a properly conservatively correct person. Some
blemishes are not repairable, but no matter, he seems to be the favorite of the
politically correct set anyway. It’s probably the haircut.
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