2016 Feb 15th
The title of George Will’s column this morning is, “The
progressives’ itch to regulate the nation’s speech.” Before I read the column I
wondered to myself, ‘How can this be?’ Liberals, have since George Carlin’s
hilarious joust with the FCC over the seven words you can’t say on television,
made sport of attempts to censure naughty speech. At the risk of a longer than
usual blog I herewith reprint a selection from “More of the same,” a little
book of essays I published in 2009.
I see by the paper that the
Supreme Court has taken up the case of deciding whether or not the FCC, the Federal
Communications Commission, has the authority to ban certain words from
television and radio. Well, ban isn’t the right word, although if they can fine
the broadcaster $325,000 for each utterance, it amounts to a ban. Some years
ago a comedian named George Carlin did a routine he called “The Seven Words You
Can’t Say on Television.” Of course he said the words anyway proving that you
could say them, but then he got arrested. Carlin had the words numbered, and
comics since then have gotten around the ban by using Carlin’s numbers instead
of the words: as in, “You stupid number 5; number 6. You’re just a number 1
head!” This is entirely legal. Carlin subsequently added a few more words to
his list. You still can’t say any of them on television; indeed I’m not going
to list them here. Some precocious child or particularly sensitive adult might
read this.
The Supreme Court focused its
concern on just two words, the S word and the F word. These were both members
of the original Carlin seven. There was some discussion about whether it made a
difference if the words were used specifically to describe bodily actions, or
just used as expletives. The court decided it didn’t matter; the FCC can ban
them.
Never
mind, synonyms are perfectly acceptable. We can use feces instead of the S
word, and coitus in place of the F word. These words are slightly longer than
the originals, and leave something to be desired as expletives. Stubbing one’s
toe and shouting, “Oh feces!” lacks much of the force of the S word. Coitus has
much the same problem. Saying, “Coitus this stupid wrench!” just isn’t as
satisfying as using the F word. It is good to know, in any case, that these are
perfectly acceptable to the FCC and the Supreme Court.
As
you can see, I found the notion of progressives trying to regulate speech a bit
of a stretch, but then I discovered Will’s interesting logic.
Will
begins by claiming Bernie Sanders and Hilary Clinton are hostile to the first
amendment…that’s the one guaranteeing, among other things, freedom of speech.
Will’s premise for this curious attack is SCOTUS recent ruling that
corporations have the same rights as people and can spend unrestricted sums of
money on elections. The court has decided that money spent on an election is
the same as someone speaking in favor of a particular candidate, in short, that
corporations have the same free speech rights as people. This means, according
to George Will, that if you oppose the notion that money is speech and can be
given in unlimited amounts to influence elections, then you oppose free speech
and, of course, that you oppose the
First Amendment. (When Mr. Will finds a
hopelessly recalcitrant opponent; his comment is an exasperated “Please!”)
Maybe Mr. Will’s contorted logic now merits a “Please” from his opponents.
I am
curious; if corporations have the same rights as people, do they have the same
responsibilities? If they do, why, when they break the law, and they do break
the law, do they never serve time in prison?
Thanks, Henry, for your summary of GW's column. I can't stand to read him myself. I can't even open to the opinion page of the Sunday paper until I've finished my breakfast, lest I encounter him there.
ReplyDeleteI commend the following to you & your followers:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Corporation_(film)
It's a long film but worth watching. The thesis is that IF corporations ARE persons, the type of persons they are (having no empathy, being totally self-serving, etc.) are psychopaths.
Thanks, Henry, for your summary of GW's column. I can't stand to read him myself. I can't even open to the opinion page of the Sunday paper until I've finished my breakfast, lest I encounter him there.
ReplyDeleteI commend the following to you & your followers:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Corporation_(film)
It's a long film but worth watching. The thesis is that IF corporations ARE persons, the type of persons they are (having no empathy, being totally self-serving, etc.) are psychopaths.