2016 Nov 5th
As promised, no politics today. Today is a piece about ice
fishing. (How’s that for a segue?) This is from “And Yet Again,” a collection
of short essays I did five years ago. It is available on Amazon and in your
local bookstore: enjoy!
Ice
Fishing
Winter in
northern Michigan lasts and lasts. Fortunately, there are many delightful
outdoor activities. One of these with appeal for some hardy folks is ice
fishing. No, you aren’t fishing for
ice, you are fishing on ice. Make sure
the ice is at least three or four inches thick so you stay on top of the ice.
Staying on top of the ice is very important; finding yourself under the ice can
ruin your day and that of your relatives as well, particularly if you are
under-insured.
This winter
sport is so popular that Houghton Lake, a huge inland lake in northern Lower
Michigan has an ice fishing festival called “Tip-up Town.” (A tip-up is a small
ice fishing rig I’ll write about later.) Many, many people come to Tip-up Town.
The lake is dotted with fishermen and women, all with their plastic buckets and
canvas wind screens. This festival has moved well beyond ice fishing: There are
hayrides, snowmobile races, dog sled races, and a polar bear swim. The most
popular “event” is the beer tent; it is well known that winter dehydrates
people and makes them thirsty.
A spectator
sport not mentioned in the festival’s brochure is watching the occasional car
or truck drop through the ice. Drivers, apparently thinking that there is
safety in numbers, tend to drive their vehicles toward other vehicles already
on the ice. This can be unwise. Sometimes one hears a series of cracking
sounds. The ice buckles and slowly the front end of the truck sinks into the
lake. Most drivers are aware of this possibility and take appropriate
precautions. They don’t keep their trucks off the ice; they drive with the
truck door open so if the worst happens they can jump out immediately. If the
rear of the truck is above the ice, a tow truck can extricate the vehicle. If the
vehicle has sunk to the lake bottom the owner must wait for spring to retrieve
it and will face considerable expense. Spring sales of used trucks draw very
skeptical buyers in this part of Michigan. The beer tent plays an important
role here, but whether as cause or effect is unclear.
Let’s assume
you are a beginner and will be fishing a local lake. Begin by acquiring a
white, five-gallon plastic bucket. All ice fishermen have one of these. You
keep your gear in it and you sit on it during the interminable periods when you
are not doing anything but waiting interminably. You also need an ice spud, or
an ice augur. The ice spud is a heavy iron bar about five feet long with a
sharpened chisel on one end. You will use this to chip a hole in the ice. If you
have a gasoline powered ice augur this chore will be much easier, but this
sucker is heavy and you had best get a sled to pull it and the rest of your
stuff to the best spots on the ice. You can tell the best spots by noting where
the other ice fishermen are. Locate yourself about in the middle of the group
and spud your first hole. Pay no attention to the hostility coming from the
other fishermen. They may have run out of schnapps.
Once your
hole has been spudded, put your tip-up in place. A tip-up is a wooden crosspiece
that rests on the ice above the hole. A third wooden arm, vertical to this
cross piece and containing a spool of line goes into the water. A wire leader at the line terminates in a
hook impaling a small helpless minnow. The vertical stem has a long metal
spring with a red flag atop it. This is bent and attached to the reel so that
if anything grabs that minnow and swims away with it the spring will be
released and the flag will pop up; thus the tip-up. All you have to do is run
over to the tip-up, and pull in the line and the likely undersized pike
attached thereto. Make sure you have pliers to remove the hook from the pike
lest its teeth remove skin from your fingers. Once the pike has been returned
to the water, you reach into your minnow pail, retrieve another minnow and try
your luck again. Your hands are now numb with cold so you unzip your jacket and
slide your hands up under your armpits to warm them up thus transferring some
of the fish slime from your hands to your shirt. Not to worry, your wife will probably
move laundry day up a bit.
After sitting
on your white pail for about an hour with no action you decide to move a short
distance away and spud another hole. The law allows you to have several lines
in the water at one time. You decide to jig for perch. Other fishermen have
been pulling in perch. Fishing for perch is done differently. You have a small two-foot-long
rod with very light monofilament line attached to a spinning reel. At the end
of the line you have a tiny weighted pearl colored lure. You drop this in the
water and let it go down about twenty feet. Now you bounce the rod tip up and
down, just enough to keep the lure moving. If a perch takes the lure it will be
barely noticeable and you must set the hook immediately. This is unlike the
tip-up where the pike must be allowed to run with the bait before you set the
hook.
Time passes,
the sun is very low, almost on the horizon it is nearly four in the afternoon
and the temperature is falling. You have taken off your gloves because it is
hard to feel a perch taking the bait through gloved fingers. It is also hard
with fingers numb from cold. Time for schnapps; several healthy gulps trigger a
massive acid reflux attack partially offset by the application of mint
anti-acid. The schnapps does its work. You notice a nice warming of the hands
as the blood flow to your extremities increases. You don’t notice the slight
decline in your core temperature. Other fishermen are packing up and leaving.
You check your tip-up and discover that the hole you spudded a few hours ago
has frozen. You scoop the ice away with a device designed for that purpose.
Now back to
the perch hole; you have a nibble, you strike and begin reeling in a nice
perch. Suddenly the line tightens and begins to fly off your reel. Wow! Must be
some perch. It isn’t a perch; a perch may have grabbed your lure but then a
pike must have grabbed the perch. There isn’t much chance that you’ll land the
critter. It grows in your imagination to at least ten pounds. When you are
about out of line the pulling stops and you reel and reel and finally up
through the hole comes your lure attached to the front half of a perch. It
would have been a dandy catch. Once cleaned it might have gone all of an ounce
and a half. You pack up and head back to your car. No one is left on the lake.
Perhaps next time you’ll get a nice mess of perch, or a couple of legal pike.
Once you get home your wife asks you how you
did. “You certainly smell as if you’ve caught something.” she said. I know she
doesn’t like fish so I replied, “Yes, I did. I got several pike but I know you
don’t like their odor so I gave them away.” She smiled seductively and went to
prepare my martini. I felt no shame.
No comments:
Post a Comment