2016 Sept 13th
On Saturday afternoons in the fall, we are treated to a
national pastime, college football. Then after watching college football
players get their brains scrambled and their joints dislocated on Saturday, we
can watch enormously more talented football professionals do the same thing for
enormous amounts of money on Sunday.
There are two big differences between college and the pros:
one is talent and the second is money. Your rookie year as a professional
football player will pay you not less than 450 thousand dollars and possibly a
great deal more if you were an outstanding college player. Your last year as a
college player got you room and board. It was important that you keep your
amateur standing, meaning that you could not get paid; only coaches get paid in
college football. If college players got paid footfall would be a lot less
lucrative for colleges. So colleges make sure that doesn’t happen.
College coaches make a lot of money and they are expected to
win football games; not just win them but humiliate the opposing team if they
can. They often arrange to play very weak teams early in the season so they can
run up the score, thus convincing the administrators that “coach” is worth his
inflated salary. This last Saturday Boston College beat Howard University 76 to
0, Closer to home, University of Michigan beat University of Hawaii 63 to 3,
the next week they beat University of
Central Florida 51 to 14. Hey, is Jim Harbaugh a great coach or what. Harbaugh
makes 7 million dollars a year from the University but adds to that income from
various coach’s clinics, speaking fees and endorsements. Harbaugh is as well
paid as any NFL coach. The University of Hawaii coach earns 400 thousand
dollars a year, less than the lowest paid NFL rookie does.
There are handicaps in horseracing. Some horses must carry
more weight than others. Why not have a handicap in college football? Base it
on the difference in the coaches’ salaries. If the difference in salaries is
less than two million dollars, normal rules apply. If there is more than a two million
dollar difference then the team with the lower paid coach gets to add a man and
continues to add a man for each million-dollar difference in coaches’ salary up
to an additional four players. Under this rule Hawaii could field fifteen
players and that might even the score a bit. Of course it’s silly; what isn’t
silly about college football?
Why would the University of Hawaii agree to let its football
team get beaten up and humiliated by the U. of Michigan team, one of the top
ranked teams in the country? It is the same reason other outclassed football
teams agree to play teams that will probably humiliate them in front of
millions of TV viewers. Money. There is usually a guarantee of 500 thousand
dollars for the outclassed team if they will agree to let the stronger team rub
their noses in the dirt. The players don’t object because they will appear on
national television and forever after be able to talk about the Saturday
afternoon they played mighty Michigan; they don’t have to mention the score.
Any concussions will probably wear off in time. If they don’t it won’t make a
difference to the concussed although it might to his friends.
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